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STORY OF POKA HAUNT US

Lovable Spacenoodles Outer Space Witch.

She Rides Her Faithful Broom Stick, Named Sliver, Like A Surfboard Amongst The Twinkling Stars.

Poka Haunt Us, while traveling at wart speeds, has had 1,823 WWI’s (Witching While Intoxicated) .

But alas, she is not drunk.

She and Sliver are the last of their kind and are not flesh and blood as we are, but are the product of synthetic genetics mixed in a test tube by a computer.

Their race, wanting to preserve life, knew they would evolve away like our dinosaurs here on earth if left in their natural biological state.

Hence they became indestructible androids living for millions of years, provided they returned to their home planet every…