SHE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF CRS.. CAN’T REMEMBER SQUAT….


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                 POKA HAUNT US SAYS…

 

THE REASON WE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY IS:

 

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STORY SYNOPSIS…

She and her loyal broom stick, SLIVER, are the last of their kind and are not flesh and blood as we are but are the product of synthetic genetics mixed in a test tube by a computer.

They were indestructible androids living for thousands of years provided they returned home to their home planet every ten thousand years for maintenance.

    But tragedy struck.

Their home world sun went nova, destroying their planet and they could no longer return home to have regularly scheduled maintenance on their genetically engineered bodies.

Neither “Poka Haunt Us” or Sliver have had maintenance for over 50,000 years and now have mentally deteriorated in to happy-go-lucky pranksters always in trouble with the Centauri Globular Star Cluster, NGC5139, space patrol..

She and Sliver have had 1823 WWI’S, Witching While Intoxicated, but alas they are not drunk..just a little bit crazy and getting crazier by the day.

They will some day cease to function altogether and spend eternity adrift in the vastness of interstellar space, forever together with fun loving grins frozen on their faces.

For in the final analysis, the Universe wins, recycling all life back into stardust from which we came.

END STORY SYNOPSIS….

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See Hank’s Spacenoodles Characters along with POKA-HAUNT-US and SLIVER at:

      WWW.SPACENOODLES.COM/CHARACTERS.ASP

Fun Spacenoodles Online Store at:

       WWW.SPACENOODLES.COM/SHOP.ASP

 

     ….END TRANSMISSION…..

FROM DEEPPACE STAR CLUSTER

One Response to “SHE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF CRS.. CAN’T REMEMBER SQUAT….”

  1. hcurci Says:

    Reblogged this on Spacenoodles.

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